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A song to Celebrate my 100th POST!!!
I keep hearing about this Bob & Tom song - an Homage to the Solid Rock Jesus on I-75 and came across the lyrics to the song...(in response to the post below)

so without further ado:

(and PS - I know FIRSTHAND that God has a WONDERFUL sense of humor and Ive been happlily laughing at all the jokes he's played on me, so I am certian this, in no way is an abomination...ok...i dont really know, but its funny anyway...)

In southern Ohio, just north of Cincinnati
I beheld a vision, next to the expressway.
Was a 60 foot jesus, with his hands in the airlooks like he’s carved out of butter,just like at the state fair.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Well you see him from the chest uplike he’s about to do a back flip,like he scored a touchdown
or maybe melting or about to drown.Well I’ve been to the state fair
seen a cow made out of corn cobs
Garth Brooks made of string cheeseand the virgin out of olives.
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Shipped in pieces on a flatbedstaring backwards was his big head
Driver stuck in traffic backups
desperately avoiding eye contact
Well don’t make no graven images.
That’s one of the 10 commandments
I hope the grading curve is kindly
You get to heaven with a 90
Big butter Jesus
Sweet cream Jesus
Oh country fresh Jesus
Unsalted Jesus
Oh Promise Jesus
Imperial Jesus
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus
Oleo Lord.
Can’t believe it’s not Jesus,
Oh spread the word.