The Donny Fortener Funny Chronicles....
So my dad is still keeping things entertaining around here:
John had to work this morning so I came up to Dayton last night and went out to eat with my parents.
Dad & I shared a pitcher of Amber Bock (did I spell that right?) & when we finished it the waitress asked if we wanted another and dad simply replied:
"No thanks, Ill wet the bed."
what?
The yesterday, I was in the kitchen and when I reached into the bowl of candy corn, I noticed that the brown "heels" of all the candy corns were left. SOMEONE was biting off the yellow & orange tips and putting the chocolate "heels" BACK IN THE BOWL!!!!
Dads response? "Well! I dont like the chocolate ones!"
ok!
We're off to meredith's shower & Bachelorette party tonight so stay tuned!
- Fort
- I changed the look again. Moving furniture takes too much effort. This seemed to fill that void. I LOVE LOVE LOVE the fall and havent decided if Ill ever change this, although, a new seasonal header seems like fun. At the moment the summer is winding down, Im back on chemo for my fantastic THIRD relapse (and hopefully the last!), work knows my situation so Im not sneaking off on my lunch break to get blood work done, and everyones been great. Desperately seeking great health by the time fall rolls around. Theres way too much goin on.
Above is the "Chemoquilt" my mother-in-law made from all the scarves I wore during my 1st round of chemo in 2003
SM
2 comments:
We have that same problem in our house - except they lick them too and then put them back...Yuck!
At least I know it runs in the family..I was blaming it on my inlaws side! LOL
Your Dad must be one hilarious fellow. I'd love to meet him someday.
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