Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Yes!!! Finally!! A "Breakthrough" Medical Procedure!Yes folks, the breakthrough medical procedure you've all been waiting for. Exactly what It is, I dont know. Apparently they pulled a 60-year old bar fly out of the local pub and plastered some makeup on her and slapped a hat over her newly ironed hair. Here's a thought, lady: How bout actually SMILING and getting rid of the pursed-lip-nose-snarl-Im-gonna-kick-yer-butt-right-outside-the-bowling-alley face???? This was in a Family Circle Magazine for crying out loud!
I mean, look at her! Even in the "after" photo, she still looks pissed and unsatisfied. What exactly are you trying to accomplish with this new look? A new job, new boyfriend? Change the attitude lady! She looks like someone who treats everyone like shit. I dont know if she is, but she sure looks it, dont you think?
Thats all I have to say about that. I have nothing else to contribute to todays blog. I just saw this ad and I had to share it with everyone.
Happy Thursday.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Fort, Here are my thoughts on the matter. Sad that I really feel I need to comment on this. Perhaps she has bad teeth and can't smile openly due to embarassment. Family Circle may have said hey Scag we aren't paying big bucks to have your teeth done. Just a theory.- Tammy