Fort's Cancer Sux!!

Im not KIDDING!! All of these flowers came out of my backyard! (and a few from the front)

Not a whole lot going on. I was a little bummed becuase I was going to miss the last episode of the Hills tonight (Yes, I would be watching that instead of the "Big Game") Because I had a volleyball game tonight. I was bummed, but I was still ok with it becuase I would definitely rather be playing volleyball. And when I get home Cindy calls me and tells me the other team FORFIETED because of the OSU game! Bullshit! I know this is going to offend many readers, so forgive me when I say I dont give a RATS ASS about Ohio State. After four years of going to OU and having people ask me what school I went to, replying "OU" and having them say, "GO BUCKS!" Uggghhh....people. Seriously. My husband is capable of strangling a puppy with the rage that goes on during OSU football...so intense that I dont even enjoy the game anymore. And so it has transpired onto Basketball.

Throw in the fact that my brackets went to $hit halfway through the second round, and Ive just lost interest completely. I did have florida winning the championship (Against LOUISVILLE, ha!) but my brackets were so piss poor that Even them winnning isnt going to help me.

So while the rest of you are cheering Greg Oden on for his final collegiate game as a freshman, I will be down in the den, anxiously awaiting to see what becomes of LC, and if Heidi will forgive that douchebag Spencer Pratt, and oh dear, will Brody come back into the picture? Will Audrina's teeth get any whiter? I do care. Im not saying its right. Im just saying. Here's some more pictures.

Ok - I REEEEEELY need to clean the house. when we take off for a weekend we (I) come home pretty tired and just throw our crap all over the place. Im usually really good about only posting "tidy" shots of our house, giving the impression that we really keep things in check. The truth? This is what Im looking at right now. Granted, its all my stuff. And I really just wanted to show those curtains in disarray because I know it bothers stacy. If you look closely, you can see the single socks that were shot on the couch last week.....they were picked up and piled onto the end table and have not moved yet. Lots of shoes, my bag o' scrapbooks... Oh yeah! Check it out! I matched up TWO pairs of socks! So excited. Especially now that sandal season is upon us. Yeah...I still dont know what the hell is going on with my hair. And my double chin.

Ok - One more picture of the flowers.



And one last shout out to the girls of the Hills.....Heidi, Lauren, Audrina & Whitney. I dont know why I ever gave a shit about any one of you, but you sucked me in, and I will be forever grateful for the countless, wasted hours on the phone with Jami and Kat disecting your failed relationships, complete cluelessness of the the real world, and Spencer Pratt's lying, cheating, cold, dead-beating, two timing, double-dealin', mean, mistreatin', lovin' heart.....
Thanks Ladies, for reminding me that women can still be a spaz and yet remotely successful. You're an inspiration to us all.